So put them in the ground and "Just Add Water." :)
 
8.5' X 11' print of "NOBODY READS THE LYRICS" on one side, and the full lyrics to Waterproof Soundtrack on the other. Complete with instructions for planting and germinating the wildflower seed embedded paper!
 
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The plants tolerate partial shade, but need at least 4 hours of direct sunlight. Germination may begin as quickly as one week or may take up to six weeks depending on your growing zone. Cover with 1/8” of soil & keep moist until established. Seeds include Snapdragon (Annual), Petunia (Annual), Beardtongue (Perennial), Papaver (Annual), Mountain Mint (Perennial), Chamomile (Perennial).